There was these two in a bar, one who just happened to be Irish. As they were watching the TV while having a drink the news came on. It showed a guy on a tall building who was about to jump. "I'll bet you twenty bucks that he'll jump," said the first guy. "I Bet you twenty bucks that he doesn't," said the Irish guy.
They continue to watch the news as the man actually throws himself off the building. The Irish man shrugs his shoulders and hands over the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the Irishman. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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