Beer Dispensing Computer

I've always known that there would be other uses for computers than the normal crunching of numbers, getting your email or even playing games. It just needed someone who was able to think out of the box.



Yep, that is definitely one that will appeal to most men and even some women if it would keep their man out of the local pub. It sure would be a great conversation starter. I just have to find out where I can get one for myself.

Funniest Commercials

I think it's time I tried to get a laugh out of my visitors by posting a funny video I found on the net today. Some of it you may of seen before, but there were some in this lot that were completely new to me. These are just a fiew of the funniest commercials that someone has put together. I hope you enjoy them.

Which ones did you like the best?

You will also like this Hidden Camera as well as this banned MasterCard Commercial.

Ok, you've had your laugh, so you can now get back to work.

Two Men In A Bar

There was these two in a bar, one who just happened to be Irish. As they were watching the TV while having a drink the news came on. It showed a guy on a tall building who was about to jump. "I'll bet you twenty bucks that he'll jump," said the first guy. "I Bet you twenty bucks that he doesn't," said the Irish guy.

They continue to watch the news as the man actually throws himself off the building. The Irish man shrugs his shoulders and hands over the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the Irishman. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

The Monkey In The Bar

Every now and again you come across a classic jokes. When you do there is no choice but to share this joke with others. The following is one such joke.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

The Funny Side Of Deer Hunting

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her: "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along. Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot".

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant--much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!" Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire. Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"