A Blonde Learns To Fly!

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

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A Blonde And Jokes

There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.

God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."

So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.

Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.

On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.

Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".

The Best Flower Arrangements

Flowers are well known for their beauty. A florist can enhance that beauty so that all who see it will be amazed. These arranged flowers can be used for many occasion, weddings, bithdays, engagements, to say I love you or even to say I am sorry.

One may also send flowers when a loved one dies. The difference between funeral flowers and flowers for other occasion is that there is no margin for error. You have to get it right because this is a once only occasion. this means you need a florist who is respected and is known for their followup with funeral homes as well as a courtesy call to the sender to let them know that everything has been verified and going according to plan. A florist such as dotflowers.com.

Not only can the quarantee that everything goes smoothly, they have some of the best arrangements around. You can choose from a Bouquet to an Angel's Cross Easel. No matter your requirements, they can surely be satisfied.

What Is A Diamond Without A Band Of Gold?

Are you worried about the falling value of the dollar. Wouldn't you kike to invest in something that is secure and holds its value if not actually increases. If the answer is yes then you should do what most countries do. They invest in gold.

This can be done online and you can invest in several ways. You may choose to invest in gold bullion or for the more astute investor you could try gold coins. One would think over time that the coins may actually accrue more value over time. If gold isn't your cup of tea, then you may even try silver. I'd like to finish off with a little poem i wrote on some important aspects of gold.

Throughout the ages so I've been told
Mankind has always searched for gold
What's the alure of this beautiful mineral
Surely this lust is not behavioural

We all know that it's a thing of beauty
Is this why pirates count it as booty
Surely we all know it has many uses
Those who use it offer no excuses

What is a diamond without a band of gold
A rock on its own simply looks cold
Would you give a ring of plastic to your wife
Surely not it would land you in strife

Perhaps a band of wood would fit the bill
Come off it you dope, don't be a dill
No other metal but gold or silver will do
Anything else will land you in the poo

Gold is precious amd valuable as well
It's an investment as many will tell
Bullion or coins on the internet you can buy
And yes you can use plastic so don't be shy

Getting Customers Through That Door.

Have you ever wondered why some people succeed in business and others don't? A lot of it has to do with planning and customer relations. You have to make sure that you have a plan and have factored in all your costs and expenses and have enough to cover at least your first year of operation. The last thing you want to happen is to go broke before you even start.

As for customers they can make or break your business. You want to make sure they are well looked after not only so they spend their money but because you want repeat sales and you want the to tell everybody what a great experience that had when dealing with you.

Of course the first thing in any new business is to get those customers through your doors or to your website. You may want to advertise in your local rag, run a leaflet drop or advertise on many of the local notice boards. On should never forget the importance of Local Marketing Opportunity when starting up a business.

Another great way to get your business noticed is get it listed on the Internet. Depending what you are selling you can reach a huge potential customer base. Of course you will need to use different strategies to get you new site noticed but this should not put you off, as there is a lot of help available to get you started. If you have the time you can do all the research yourself or if time is of the essence then you can pay someone to do it for you.

Whatever you do, remember once that customer gets to your site or steps through the front door you treat them like gold. Do that you have a better chance at success in any venture you choose to start.